I need Halloween costume ideas...

Crazzy_Al

Crazzy_Al

Mr. Hair Gel Overgeller
I'm serious, I need some good costume ideas. Nothing that requires a mask or face paint. I get really irritated with that stuff on my face. I also am not a big fan of huge clunky costumes. Like a big Sponge Bob type of costume. :lol: I will need to be able to add wood to a fire, grill, and go about many other normal party activities and not:

1.) Catch fire
2.) Knock people over
3.) Take up too much room
4.) Piss on myself
5.) Take a lot of time removing a costume so that I don't piss on myself

Warmth I don't care about, so that's not a factor. Give me ideas, please. :D
 
Crazzy_Al said:
I'm serious, I need some good costume ideas. Nothing that requires a mask or face paint. I get really irritated with that stuff on my face. I also am not a big fan of huge clunky costumes. Like a big Sponge Bob type of costume. :lol: I will need to be able to add wood to a fire, grill, and go about many other normal party activities and not:

1.) Catch fire
2.) Knock people over
3.) Take up too much room
4.) Piss on myself
5.) Take a lot of time removing a costume so that I don't piss on myself

Warmth I don't care about, so that's not a factor. Give me ideas, please. :D
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You should be a keyboard racer.... Make it out of cardboard!
 
orangejuiced86 said:
You should be a keyboard racer.... Make it out of cardboard!
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LMFAO!!! :lau: Too clunky, though. Plus, there is that whole "I dont want to catch on fire too easily," problem. :D
 
Crazzy_Al said:
LMFAO!!! :lau: Too clunky, though. Plus, there is that whole "I dont want to catch on fire too easily," problem. :D
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Well then, are you planning on not wearing any hair gel also? You gotta take some chances in life.
 
orangejuiced86 said:
Well then, are you planning on not wearing any hair gel also? You gotta take some chances in life.
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Oh, there will be hair gel.


And thanks for bringing that up...



I would prefer that this costume would also allow me to style my hair...preferrably in it's usual state of sexiness.
 
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Crazzy_Al said:
Oh, there will be hair gel.


And thanks for bringing that up...



I would prefer that this costume would also allow me to style my hair...preferrably in it's usual state of sexiness.
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Well im tapped for ideas, lol.


Wait, I got it. Go as a bouncer...
 
You could also go as a mirror. That way everyone could check themselves out while looking at you. It really a win win with the ladies!
 
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