I am George Zimmerman

[DBK]

Or at least that's what they'll say when I shoot someone. :lol:

I've only lived here a year but I've called the cops three times. Once because a neighbors garage was open at 11 at night and it looked like his security system was going off (strobes), once because the transformer 100 yards from the house blew up and was showering the woods and a house with sparks and brief flames, and then the best one on Friday.

I let the dogs out and put them in the hall to go to sleep. It's about 10:30 at night (yes, I'm old). I see this Cadillac SRX pull up at the end of my driveway, and I see someone get out. Then the lights go out. The person goes to the other side of the car and then I can't see them anymore. So I think ah fuck it and go put on a black pair of sweats and my hoodie, and meander outside.

As I approach the car, I hear some action on the other side, and I see some people crouching by the fender. Thinking maybe they have a flat or something, I get within ten feet and say "Need some help?" and two blonde teenage girls just about shit a brick in terror and dive into the car leaving a bag of weed, a glass pipe and a lighter on the ground. :lol:

I tried to tell them "look, I'm not gonna rat you out, you can get out and pick your shit up," but they were having none of it. I think they thought I came out of the woods on the other side of my property and was gonna take them to the sex bunker. :lol: Eventually they did manage to settle down enough to get back out and snatch the shit up, but they never said a word. I truthfully wouldn't have called the police, but they drove off super erratically squealing the tires, and then I started thinking "shit, if these chicks are wasted too and end up mowing down granny, I'm gonna feel like a real asshole" so I called up the local PD.

Excitement in the cul de sac! If I ever shoot someone, they will definitely portray me as a gun toting nutcase that repeatedly calls the cops. :lol:

 

[YLWFVR]

wow. Lots of action in your good . Wonder if dad knew about the SRX. Lol

 

[mdhmi]

Your watch Pugs didn't scare them off? :lol:

 

[AutoRoc]

DBK has a sex bunker is all I got from that story! I am steering clear from creepazoid lane or wherever you are.

You are lucky they didnt gun you down in your sketchy attire. people are nuts.

 

[hangemhigh]

You are lucky they didnt gun you down in your sketchy attire. people are nuts.

especially with a hoodie on..........

 

[OldbutNew]

I would have sent them on their way without their dope. Tell them to smoke that crap in Mommy's basement, not your driveway!! Could have gotten a plate number, called in a favor to connect it to an address, and offered to return it. "Hello, someone driving the SRX registered to you left a pipe, a lighter, and some weed in my driveway Friday evening about 10:30. Oh, your daughter was using the car at that time? Yes, that does match the description."

Sorry, but I have a raw spot for these over-indulged idiot kids. Pull up in someone's driveway? Really??

 

[quickstang1983]

I would have sent them on their way without their dope. Tell them to smoke that crap in Mommy's basement, not your driveway!! Could have gotten a plate number, called in a favor to connect it to an address, and offered to return it. "Hello, someone driving the SRX registered to you left a pipe, a lighter, and some weed in my driveway Friday evening about 10:30. Oh, your daughter was using the car at that time? Yes, that does match the description."

Sorry, but I have a raw spot for these over-indulged idiot kids. Pull up in someone's driveway? Really??

x2

 

[beertestr]

x2

I've come down my street with unlit cars sitting on the side of the road. Its a dead end sub, one way in/out. If i see bodies inside, i flip my truck around, full high beams and turn the inside of the car bright as day. I sit there until they start the car and drive off. Sometimes i hit the flash on my camera phone. Works every time. I make sure I follow them to the end of my street and watch them drive off. Full high beams on of course. I make it a point to not get out my truck. That only leads to busted mirrors and 40 hours of community service..... in theory.

Im tired of finding home-made bongs on my street, even if the bowls are made of Craftsman sockets.

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[Justindwright]

Or at least that's what they'll say when I shoot someone. :lol:

I've only lived here a year but I've called the cops three times. Once because a neighbors garage was open at 11 at night and it looked like his security system was going off (strobes), once because the transformer 100 yards from the house blew up and was showering the woods and a house with sparks and brief flames, and then the best one on Friday.

I let the dogs out and put them in the hall to go to sleep. It's about 10:30 at night (yes, I'm old). I see this Cadillac SRX pull up at the end of my driveway, and I see someone get out. Then the lights go out. The person goes to the other side of the car and then I can't see them anymore. So I think ah fuck it and go put on a black pair of sweats and my hoodie, and meander outside.

As I approach the car, I hear some action on the other side, and I see some people crouching by the fender. Thinking maybe they have a flat or something, I get within ten feet and say "Need some help?" and two blonde teenage girls just about shit a brick in terror and dive into the car leaving a bag of weed, a glass pipe and a lighter on the ground. :lol:

I tried to tell them "look, I'm not gonna rat you out, you can get out and pick your shit up," but they were having none of it. I think they thought I came out of the woods on the other side of my property and was gonna take them to the sex bunker. :lol: Eventually they did manage to settle down enough to get back out and snatch the shit up, but they never said a word. I truthfully wouldn't have called the police, but they drove off super erratically squealing the tires, and then I started thinking "shit, if these chicks are wasted too and end up mowing down granny, I'm gonna feel like a real asshole" so I called up the local PD.

Excitement in the cul de sac! If I ever shoot someone, they will definitely portray me as a gun toting nutcase that repeatedly calls the cops. :lol:

Had to call the cops the other night due to some people walking down the street having issues that I did not want to get involved in. I told the operator that I could keep an eye on these people and follow them and told the operator that the cop responding could find me in my vehicle and I would point them to the disturbance. The operator replied "we don't need you to do that"... Kind of reminded me of the Zimmerman 911 call. I thought about getting involved to stop one person from harrasing/pushing the other.. but I had my gun on me, and was not going to be "that guy", or get into some weird situation where I either severely whoop some guys ass, or end up fighting for my life and having to use my gun because I get in a crazy fight with this guy.. lol

Might have considered it if I was rolling 3-4 deep.

I don't hesitate to call if something fishy is going on, so who knows what the media would say about me? lol