HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! **VERY funny read!!***

Crazzy_Al

Mr. Hair Gel Overgeller
A potential customer just walked into the bank, spoke with customer service briefly, and then customer service came up to one of us bankers and said that this gentleman was looking for a business loan.

The guy in the office behind me was like, "Ok, I'll take him."

The guy sits in my colleague's office.

My colleague asks the gentleman how he could help him.
Customer says he wants a business loan to buy a business.
Colleague asks what type of business
The customer replies with, "Six Flags."
I about shit myself when I heard this. I did everything I could to not bust out laughing.
My colleague asked what kind of business "Six Flags" was. (he knew damn good and well, but there was no way this particular gentleman could possibly buy THE Six Flags, amusement park chain)
Customer replies with, "It's like Disney Land."
I'm about to piss but won't dare get up to take a bathroom break in fear of missing some very funny happenings!!
So my colleague replies with, "So, an amusement park? You want to buy Six Flags the amusement park chain, correct?"
The customer then asks that my colleague get ahold of the top people at Six Flags to find out how much they want for the business, and other important business info.
**I'm probably turning red at this point from holding back the laughter**
My colleague says that we are not allowed to give out that kind of info, and that even if we did, there's no way for him to be able to get all the necesary info to put the deal through at that very moment.
What does the customer reply with???

"How about if I buy a trucking company?"

My colleague says, "Ok, which company, sir?"
The customer replies with, "One out of Detroit...any trucking company."

The sit down went on for another few minutes and the customer ended up never being able to aquire the business loan he was looking for. I'm still laughing about this whole thing.

:lol: :roll:
 
Now, I'm not one to judge a book by it's cover, but NO ONE would expect this particular gentleman to buy Six Flags...or a trucking company...or even a newspaper for that matter.

I was completely blown away. :lol:

And yes, this potential customer seemed 110% dead serious. :eek:
 
SSpdDmon said:
Was he high?
Nope.



VanFaasenC said:
Should have run the credit or asked how much cash down he had??
My colleague did everything by the book.



Krazybones said:
Maybe you guys were the joke, not him.... He is probably laughing his ass off too?!?!?!?!
Again, without judging a book by it's cover, I am going to have to say that this gentleman didn't have the mental capacity to think up, or even pull off, such a joke/trick/scam.
 
cASe SenSiTive said:
Hey Al, can you give me a business loan to buy GM? How about DCX? Ok... how about Sony?

Actually, getting GM wouldn't be that tough right now. For only $20 Billion you can own it and assume the $200 Billion in debt it has.

-Geoff
 
cASe SenSiTive said:
Hey Al, can you give me a business loan to buy GM? How about DCX? Ok... how about Sony?
:lol: :roll:

I hope that guy comes back asking for more crazy shit. :D
 
WhiteHawk said:
Actually, getting GM wouldn't be that tough right now. For only $20 Billion you can own it and assume the $200 Billion in debt it has.

-Geoff


Sweet! From what the Republicans tell me, lots of debt is a good thing. ;)

So Al... about that loan... :dontknow:
 
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