Stuff a nitrous hose up your ass and light a cigarette. Should go viral, spontaneous combustion will no longer be a myth.
Where's MikeyT, he'll try anything...
That would be so badass........ if the shit was flammable.
Maybe she was trying to do the same?
http://theoaklandpress.com/articles/2012/10/15/news/doc507bfab24834f553038124.txt