Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...but she belonged to
someone else...One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her And
said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl said,
" NO." Johnny said, " I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You
bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it Up." She thought
for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She
called her boyfriend and told him the story. The Boyfriend said, "Ask him
for $200, then pick up the money VERY fast. He won't Even be able to get
his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend To
call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what
happened......She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's Entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
someone else...One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her And
said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl said,
" NO." Johnny said, " I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You
bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it Up." She thought
for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She
called her boyfriend and told him the story. The Boyfriend said, "Ask him
for $200, then pick up the money VERY fast. He won't Even be able to get
his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend To
call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what
happened......She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's Entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
