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A son comes home from school on the bus to his father awaiting him in the shade of a tree in their front yard. "How was school today" the father asked. "I had a lot of fun. I had sex for the first time" the boy replied.
"You did WHAT" said the father. "Don't tell your mom about this, she'll have a heart attack. Now go inside and start on your homework." Secretly, the father was excited and happy that his only son had become a man.
The next day the father is waiting for his son again under the shady tree when he arrives home. "How was school today" the father once again asked. "Oh, not too bad I guess" said the son. "So you didn't have sex again today?" the father asked. "No." said the son. "My ass is still sore from yesterday."
"You did WHAT" said the father. "Don't tell your mom about this, she'll have a heart attack. Now go inside and start on your homework." Secretly, the father was excited and happy that his only son had become a man.
The next day the father is waiting for his son again under the shady tree when he arrives home. "How was school today" the father once again asked. "Oh, not too bad I guess" said the son. "So you didn't have sex again today?" the father asked. "No." said the son. "My ass is still sore from yesterday."
