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jtproudmarinedad

jtproudmarinedad

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I came home today for lunch from my Part Time Stripper Job and I get out of my van & went in the house, I ran back out to my van to get my smokes, When I hear these brakes lock up, This Bitch in a Montana mini van comes flying in my driveway almost on 2 wheels does a Fucking Doughnut in my front yard missing my van in the driveway by about 6 feet and takes off down the road back in the direction she came from, So I jump in the van in hot pursuit and catch up to her (she is doing about 80, I'm doing 95), All of a sudden she pulls in this driveway backs out and starts coming back in my direction, I try flagging her down and she keeps going, So I get on the cellphone and dial 911 ad tell them what is going on, So I'm following this Fucking Bitch talking to the 911 operator while they dispatch a car to my location, So off of the info I gave dispatch they pull the young lady over and have her come back to where I am and I immediately I.D her, So the cop gets my story and tells me he will be by my house after he gets her story and writes her up. So the cop comes back takes pictures and tells me that he wrote her up for wreckless driving and malicious destruction of private property. He also told me that I have a legal right to seek restitution for the damages. What pisses me off is I spend so much time on my 5 acre lawn making it look good to have some Bitch Fuck it up!
Rant Off!!
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Damn where did you get that picture of me from 20 years ago, I still had hair LOL No I work at the local body shop stripping parts to help offset the cost of my build!!
 
jtproudmarinedad said:
Damn where did you get that picture of me from 20 years ago, I still had hair LOL No I work at the local body shop stripping parts to help offset the cost of my build!!
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LOL you know for about 5 minutes, and rereading your story twice, I was trying to figure out if this was a joke or not. Especially with the story starting off with "I came home today for lunch from my Part Time Stripper Job...." :lol:
 
YLWFVR said:
LOL you know for about 5 minutes, and rereading your story twice, I was trying to figure out if this was a joke or not. Especially with the story starting off with "I came home today for lunch from my Part Time Stripper Job...." :lol:
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I read it 3 times to see if it was a joke lol.
 
What was her deal? Did she have the shits or something and was looking for a place to go but couldn't with you following?
 
DRAG-ULA said:
What was her deal? Did she have the shits or something and was looking for a place to go but couldn't with you following?
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The cop didn't tell me her story just that he wrote her up, She did have a little one in the back(about 3-4yrs old) and another girl in the front seat, They're about 18-19 years old.
 
jtproudmarinedad said:
The cop didn't tell me her story just that he wrote her up, She did have a little one in the back(about 3-4yrs old) and another girl in the front seat, They're about 18-19 years old.
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JEEZ! WTF is wrong with people?!? If your gonna do something stupid in a car like that, its one thing if your by yourself....but to have kids in the car...:spank:
 
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