Burgler is the REAL STig according to SCCA

Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic...

Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes...

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spears' head...

Some say that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch...

Some say he isn't machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve...

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York. And that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face...

Some say that he sleeps inside out, and that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine.

All we REALLY know is, he's called the Stig.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig
 
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Did anybody see this? :lol:
 
Some say his genitals have their own gravitational field.
Some say he's been seen with 91trunk.
Some say he's the first man to put an LS in a Fox body, and that he did it over tea in one afternoon.
 
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