Bored at the DMV? Rub one out.

[YLWFVR]

Edward Alvin Caught Masturbating At DMV: Cops
Sebastian MurdockThe Huffington PostNov 13, 2013
Just when you thought the DMV couldn't get any worse.

Edward Michael Alvin, 34, was arrested last week after an off-duty cop caught the man allegedly masturbating at the Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles office in West Palm Beach, Fla.

The Sun-Sentinel reported that Alvin began masturbating in the lobby of the DMV on Friday.

An off-duty officer told Alvin to stop, but the suspect ignored him and was placed under arrest. He was charged with indecent exposure, and released later that evening.

In July, Alvin was arrested after allegedly stealing his former boss' car, then crashing it while intoxicated, according to court records.

 

[Beigg]

Maybe the cop told him to "beat it mister" and the dood took him literally?

 

[Wizeguy]

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:roll:

 

[b.lee]

lmao

 

[dpmcghee]

Edward Alvin Caught Masturbating At DMV: Cops
Sebastian MurdockThe Huffington PostNov 13, 2013
Just when you thought the DMV couldn't get any worse.

Edward Michael Alvin, 34, was arrested last week after an off-duty cop caught the man allegedly masturbating at the Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles office in West Palm Beach, Fla.

The Sun-Sentinel reported that Alvin began masturbating in the lobby of the DMV on Friday.

An off-duty officer told Alvin to stop, but the suspect ignored him and was placed under arrest. He was charged with indecent exposure, and released later that evening.

In July, Alvin was arrested after allegedly stealing his former boss' car, then crashing it while intoxicated, according to court records.

Dang. that's stamina right there.