foncarelli
Club Member
"Be Very Quiet"
> > A father and son went hunting together for the first
> > time.
> > The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be
> > across the field."
> > A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling
> > scream and ran
> > back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I
> > told you to be quiet."
> > The boy, bless his heart, answered;
> > "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my
> > feet.
> > I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
> > I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my
> > shoulder.
> > I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp
> > stung me.
> > I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
> > I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started
> > itching.
> > But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and
> > said,
> > Should we eat them here or take them with us?'
> > "Well, I guess I just panicked................"
> >
>
> > A father and son went hunting together for the first
> > time.
> > The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be
> > across the field."
> > A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling
> > scream and ran
> > back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I
> > told you to be quiet."
> > The boy, bless his heart, answered;
> > "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my
> > feet.
> > I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
> > I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my
> > shoulder.
> > I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp
> > stung me.
> > I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
> > I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started
> > itching.
> > But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and
> > said,
> > Should we eat them here or take them with us?'
> > "Well, I guess I just panicked................"
> >
>
