Anyone have kids that want impossible Christmas gifts?

[ItsAllAboutTheT&A]

So far, this is my 5 year old's Christmas list. I cannot get him one of these items. He was very specific about it and reminds me of these items daily….I may be able to build item #2.

1. Action Figure of his daddy (me)..but it has to have a Batman outfit that it can change into.
2. An egg cracking machine. Let me explain- It picks an egg up, cracks it into a frying pan, then throws the shell away.
3. A proton pack (what the Ghostbusters wear)….except, he explained that it couldn't be a fake proton pack..it HAD to be real, so he could really catch ghosts.
4. A portal gun. (from the game Portal), also, this had to absolutely be real. No fake replica.

 

[DennisH]

My daughter asked for the Black Pearl one year. Not a toy, a real ship. Needless to say, she didn't get it...LOL

Dennis

 

[LT1Pat]

 

[05cesrt]

Here you can make yourself a action figure!
http://www.myfaceonafigure.com/aboutyourfigure.aspx

 

[moneypit]

At target with my youngest asked him what do you want from santa he replies " a new mom" he was pissed at mom for about an hour, so I asked him like who he points at a very attractive 20-22 year old girl and says her, I tried to talk the wife into taking the weekend off so I could try out a new mom, I mean the kids could try a new mom

 

[mrvids]

Just one new Mom? Can't you get a pair in case one doesn't work out?

 

[x-bred1]

At target with my youngest asked him what do you want from santa he replies " a new mom" he was pissed at mom for about an hour, so I asked him like who he points at a very attractive 20-22 year old girl and says her, I tried to talk the wife into taking the weekend off so I could try out a new mom, I mean the kids could try a new mom

Now that's Funny!!! :nod:

 

[Scooter70]

Wow Kyle. At least my kids are asking for things that exist and don't defy any laws of physics. Good luck shopping for your kiddos this year.

 

[Razmiblackz28]

Here's his egg cracking machine.. https://www.ezcracker.com/

 

[derbydad276]

I can get ya a deal on his own race car

 

[apkano]

Guess what we're NOT getting for Christmas.

 

[Tin]

Man, kids are too complicated today. My mom never made me make a list, she just asked what I wanted, and every time the answer was "Nintendo games" :lol:

 

[black88coupe]

Great thread!

 

[Jasper302]

Guess what we're NOT getting for Christmas.

How can you say NO to that??? :lau:

 

[91trunk]

Mine just want the results of the DNA tests I refuse to take. Sorry ya little shits, yer mom can prove I'm your daddy if she can't get me to take the test!!!! Guess its another "hmmmm what do I want for Christmas this year?" :lol: