Animal Help

[KimKim]

So my friend called me late last night and had something in her fire place... I end up finding a baby squirrel that came down the chimney.
The thing is pretty strong (there were three others that were dead)... It has fur on its face, feet, and tail not so much on its body.
I have the thing now and got it to eat a combination of milk, raw egg, and some orange juice (thought that would cover the nutrients it needs).
Anyone know anything about these guys or what to do with it? I don't want it for a pet, I want to raise it to be wild and let it go.

 

[1BADAIR]

I think someone on here has one as a pet

 

[Crazzy_Al]

I think someone on here has one as a pet

You are correct.

Look for the threads requesting pix of people's pets. It's in this forum.

 

[1BADAIR]

purplehaze

 

[moneypit]

squirrels taste like chicken

 

[CMYZ28]

squirrels taste like chicken

lol that they do, i've eaten a lot of squirrel and rabbit haha

 

[Dr. Teeth]

We eat those up here in hillbilly country.

 

[KimKim]

squirrels taste like chicken

lol that they do, i've eaten a lot of squirrel and rabbit haha

Hahaha... cute. I'm affraid this one doesn't have much meat on his bones.

 

[moneypit]

if its thats small just deep fry it and cover it in hot sauce

 

[Dr. Teeth]

if its thats small just deep fry it and cover it in hot sauce

:drool:

 

[MCM]

if its thats small just deep fry it and cover it in hot sauce

Szechuan chicken. :naughty1:

 

[KimKim]

I've done it. Baby survived. Just look it up on the web. Had to feed the sucker with a syringe with out a needle on the end. His belly would get so big from all of the food.
Just search the web and keep it warm and clean it off under warm water after feeding. The warm water will stimulate the baby to go to the bath room. We fed ours about every 5hrs or so.
Good luck.
Josh

Okay... he's eating and seemed to actually enjoy the warm water. Thanks!

 

[KimKim]

if its thats small just deep fry it and cover it in hot sauce

I had a feeling you guys would be creative and come up with something stupid like that! Thanks for the advice, I'll keep it in mind.

 

[CMYZ28]

I've never had a squirrel so I probably can't be much help.. Now I did have a monkey one time, he was pretty bad so I had to give him up.. If you wanna go with me to see him u can one time but he likes to be spanked.. lmfao jk

 

[KimKim]

I've never had a squirrel so I probably can't be much help.. Now I did have a monkey one time, he was pretty bad so I had to give him up.. If you wanna go with me to see him u can one time but he likes to be spanked.. lmfao jk

If you gave your monkey up, I'm not so sure he'd like you at all.
Was that something you did over a weekend?
Does anyone else know about it?

 

[CMYZ28]

If you gave your monkey up, I'm not so sure he'd like you at all.
Was that something you did over a weekend?
Does anyone else know about it?

He kept flinging shit at the mail man.. i couldn't have that.. So i spanked him all night long. lol.

 

[Dr. Teeth]

:drool:

 

[KimKim]

:drool:

lol... are you drooling at the comment above you!?!?

 

[KimKim]

He kept flinging shit at the mail man.. i couldn't have that.. So i spanked him all night long. lol.

You must be lonely.

 

[Dr. Teeth]

Mmmmm Squirrel... :drool:

Send him here, we'll help out. We've got plenty of room in the smoker, er, property for him to run around and frolick in the morning sunshine with all his woodland friends... :drool: