86CamaroZ28
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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed
bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one,
but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother
just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are
you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking
past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were
pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she
was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying
here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!*
bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one,
but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother
just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are
you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking
past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were
pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she
was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying
here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!*
