OKAY!!!!
So we were driving to Matt's house and he needed to unload his car. Matt was in the front driving his truck and pulling his trailer, I was behind him in my Cougar, then Dan and Air-on were behind me in Air-on's truck. Out of nowhere, there was this HUGE turtle walking across the road...
Matt and I immediately pull over, he gets out and starts running to the turtle, I do the same (both leaving our cars running) Dan and Air-on were smart enough to drive, so they followed, put on the hazards...
Turned out to be an angry snapping turtle... and boy was he angry! Thing was jumping and going NUTS. We had to put him in a trash can to take him to a pond... and the thing's defense mechanism was to piss himself.
Dan gets up on the curb to coax the thing across the road and says "come on, buddy" :lol:
Matt had to ride on the tailgate of Air-on's truck holding the trashcan on wheels with the turtle. We took him to a pond and let him go.
IT WAS INTENSE. I bet you were on the edge of your seat just reading this. :lol: Biggest turtle I've ever seen.